Yesterday’s events brought back a memory from 1962
when I was a student nurse in Exeter.
I especially recalled a young man on the orthopaedic ward who had a talent for
inappropriately releasing the cot sides from his bed. He was recovering from an
above the knee amputation but, to his mind and nervous system, the phantom
lower limb was far too tangible. Eventually he became an expert user of
crutches as he scooted around the ward and, he was soon performing acrobatics
on these supports. This young man later returned, on several occasions, to
offer encouragement to children both preparing for and having undergone lower
limb amputations.
These days with all my sundry aches, pains and other
ailments, I envy that resilience. What brought those memories to the fore last
night was my having a fall, in the living room at home. I’d just decided to go
for a shower but, after the first step I suddenly felt as if my right ankle and
foot had just disappeared. No sooner had the thought occurred than I plummeted
to the ground, my head landing on the dog’s snout. The dog was on the sofa near
the door and, as I fell I heard a growling bark very close to my ear. That
growling bark was the dog’s defensive call as this figure fell directly in his
direction.
My beloved’s immediate reaction was a desire to drive
me down to A&E at the District
Hospital but, as I still
had no sensation of there being anything below the calf of the offending limb I
was reluctant to venture out. Whereas the young man, referred to in the opening
paragraph, fell because of the imagined / phantom lower limb. My fall was
because I had an intact limb but had suddenly lost all sense of there being an
ankle and/or foot there.
We phoned the out of hours doctors number from which
we were referred to the 111 service, (? against using the word service), to
whom my wife first spoke about me having a fall due to loss of sensation in my
foot and ankle. They then spoke to me and went through their usual script –
attempting to detect a stroke or the like – but I became increasingly
frustrated as she questioned whether I’d had the numb sensation before I got up
to walk, despite my constant reiteration that the loss of sensation and my fall
were a simultaneous occurrence, even though the numb sensation was still
present. She then asked if there was any bleeding and I mentioned I’d had a
little bleed from the base of the ear but, that was probably due to falling
onto the shocked dog. There were also the usual questions about whether I was
running a temperature, “place your fingers on your chest do you feel as if
you’re running a temperature” was their suggestion. I explained that in my case
I’ve been diagnosed with an infection by a GP even when there was no sign of me
running a temperature. Ever since I succumbed to ME (myalgic encephalomyelitis)
some 14 years ago, my body thermostat has proved somewhat erratic).
The person on the switchboard then returned to the
stroke detection questions – can you raise your arms above your head, can you
smile, is your mouth twisted – to which I replied that I didn’t think it was
anything like a stroke, having witnessed my mother when she had a major stroke
and several TIA’s but, it wasn’t like what I was experiencing. I was just
concerned about the loss of sensation in the right foot and ankle and the
consequent fall which had proved most unnerving.
I eventually became rather fed-up with the inane repetition
of questions I’d already answered from a person who on their own admission had
no medical experience, nursing or otherwise, but she did have a list of
questions she had to ask. Eventually in frustration I hung up. A short while
after that, they rang back to say that there was an ambulance on its way. The
ambulance duly arrived expecting to see a dog-bite victim who’d had a stroke!
The paramedics most conscientiously carried out tests
on blood sugar, blood pressure, pulse rate and a couple of ECGs. Blood pressure
was rather high and the one carrying out the tests did at first wonder if there
was a sign of AF. They suggested that I contact my GP on Monday to arrange for
a review.
The setback, referred to in the posts title, is that
temporarily at least I’ve had to once again resort to the use of walking
sticks, albeit as a precaution against a further fall. The shaggy dog tale /
story is I believe even more obvious.
Even an hour
after the fall, as feeling gradually returned to my foot, it felt as though I
had a crepe platform shoe on that foot, whilst the evidence of my eyes and the
rest of my nervous system reassured me that my foot was actually touching the
ground.
There was a time when calling my out of hours doctors
number would put me through to the out-of-hours doctors clinic at the hospital.
There also used to be a service called NHS Direct which had a far higher
proportion of medically trained staff dealing with enquiries than is apparent
in the 111 service. After this experience I’m rather pleased that for many of
us it is, at present, still possible to have a face to face appointment with a
flesh and blood GP even though the waiting time is sometimes a problem. I have
never felt much adept at communicating with a telephonically disembodied voice,
especially one that is so obviously reciting questions from a script!
